Oh Noel, I love your humour! Here's a bit of a recent Australian interview:
How are you preparing psychologically for being on the road together for your upcoming world tour?
There's two buses - Liam's in charge of one, and I'm in charge of the other. My tour bus is very calm: card games, scrabble, a bit of knitting, maybe watch some old documentaries about whittling. Liam has drinking games on his bus, and people setting fire to their own farts. Our worlds don't collide on tour - I see him onstage and that's enough."